Kudlow Effect

Fed this week indicated they were holding off on QE3 just in case their real Constant Quantitative Easing All The Time Every Day Forever shows some stalling.  Buying time for corporate America to get their balance sheets in order by cutting jobs and gaming earnings has about run its course and now the Fed is bracing for the double secret elevation market move.  This is not widely known about but has been confirmed by three researchers studying the cause and effect that bullshit has on calming the nerves of people following business news programs.  Often referred to as the Kudlow Effect, it is an phenomenon observed when select pro business individuals or defrocked evangelists try to levitate a dollar bill by concentrating on the first time they were completely honest with themselves.  Needless to say the dollar has yet to be moved.  But, for the vast numbers of Americans, economic elevation is just as hopeless but has fools believing.